3.2: They Even Share Initials!

Hey guys! Last time Abby met Alec Exper and ended her involvement with Shark. And Kapele was cute.

Abby: Whose a cute little genius? You are! Yes you are!

Kapele: Aren’t I cute enough to be heir? Does mom really need more children?

She does! You may be cute, but my readers decide. Sorry kid.

And the dance begins.

Alec: I HAS TO GO.

Gosh darnit.

Abby: Hey.

Alec: Come in, I guess.

Abby: So, Alec, I was thinking maybe you should move in.

Alec: Sure, why the hell not.

On a side note: Holli got old.

And if I were Alec, I would not want to be right there.

D’aww.

Awwhhhh.

Bwaha… BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

BWAHA!

See you next time!

3.1: A Genius and His Molecules

Woo! Welcome back to the Evans Legacy. Last time our heiress, Abby, had an illegitimate child with Shark Racket.

This is said baby, a loner genius, and his imaginary friend Molecule. See what I did there?

Hint: Look at the title. (Btw, I don’t think you guys are stupid to figure it out, I just know that I almost never look at titles.)

Abby is pumped to get back to prettyfying Twinbrook.

Abby: I hate this uniform.

I know… it’s so… AUGH.

Abby: Cousin, what part of no red shoes before dark do you not understand? Also, you look like a twig. For real.

This is Ramona Holbrook-Goth, Casey’s daughter and wife of one of my old simselves’ sons.

Eleanor’s new hobby is harassing the help with photos of her grandchildren.

And getting it on with her wife.

Kapele: Uck.

Don’t worry, soon you’ll grow legs to escape them!

 

He’s a really nice mix, with what looks like Shark’s hair, eye shape, and mouth and Abby’s nose, face shape, and eye color. Hurrah!

We’ll have to see if her possible other children (with possible other fathers) turn out.

Hey, speaking of more children, Abby, want to get on finding Babydaddy Number Two?

Abby: Meh. We’ll see what work gives me.

Abby: There is nothing more traumatic than watching my 80-year-old aunt touch her butt because she’s ‘smoking’.

Abby: And when you leave me waiting around all day your ugly husbands get shitty makeovers.

Holli: I rule the world now!

Someone save us I mean, yay, I’m so happy you achieved your lifetime wish!

Abby: A is for Apple, B is for Butterfly, C is for Connor Frio…

Kapele: Mother, I already know all this! Read me an interesting book instead.

Alec: Oh, Abby Evans! I’ve heard all about you.

Abby: Hmm?

Alec: My family was Beanie’s Alphabetacy, but our file died in a tragic accident.

Abby: Oh, Alec Exper! Nice to meet you.

Abby: I see what you’re doing, Beanie. Fine. I will roll a want… to be just friends with Shark.

The two flirted for hours, but kept being hot and cold. (Possibly because they were both very hungry.)

And just when I thought things were going well…

Bam. So I decided to send Abby home, and we’d try again in the morning.

Abby: What is this. I’ve never had trouble seducing anyone before!

She eats cake and teaches Kapele to talk instead.

Abby: Oh boy. Looks like he’s here.

Abby: Hey, why don’t you let me make you over?

Shark: Sure, that’s cool!

She turns him into a hobo mountain man.

Shark: Abby, what the hell?

Abby: Yeah, we’re just friends now. Get off my property.

Woo! See you next time, when stuff happens!

Hey all!

So today I FINALLY updated the downloads page. It has Kennedy, the Gen 1 kids, and Holli because I wanted to shoot wordpress after that.

So anyways, a friend of mine started a story based legacy recently. It’s called The Bourgades and you should all read it. she doesn’t bite, I promise! EDIT BECAUSE: IT HAS THIEVES.

Also: Toss me links for my stuff i read page because I read the stuff of those who comment.

3.0: Short Skirt and a Long Jacket

Hey! I’d like to thank everyone who voted in the heir poll. The total number of votes was 23, with 19 (83%) going to Abby and 4 (17%) going to Temperance.

Now… on to the update!

Kate: I’m tired as hell but I’m still moving out of this legacy dump.

See you soon!

Kate: Wait… Riley and Temp are coming with me?

Temp: You’re seriously kicking me out?

Yeah. I just honestly don’t have the patience for seven sims at the start of a new generation.

Temp: YAAAY, I GET MY OWN ROOM NOW.

Love you too, dear.

Abby’s first act as heiress is to sleep in her bunk bed for the last time.

Abby: Can we please renovate this bitch?

Yep. Time for the communal areas of the house to reflect our current heiress’ taste.

Voila. Green.

Abby: Did you seriously annihilate my boyfriend with master controller?

Yeah. You couldn’t interact with him.

Abby: You bitch.

I thought you hated commitment?

Abby: Uh. I do, but… Hmph.

After that little detour, Abby got her job as a stylist.

She’s not very good at it yet.

Abby: You should probably take a comb to that.

It’s not her fault, she hadn’t officially graduated yet!

Abby: This hat is ridiculous.

Lynne: YES, FACETIME.

Abby: Shut up, Beanie’s just waiting for you to die.

*coughs*

Look, it’s Lucy!

Lucy: Hi. I still exist.

If you don’t remember, Lucy and Casey (who wasn’t there), were spares from Eleanor’s generation. You can check up on them with the family tree.

Wait…. how is she still an adult?

-fixes-

Tempey: Hi Abby!

Riley: Hello, Beanie.

I made him, Alex Exper, and some pretty teen chick into vamps.

Abby: Eeee, official adulthood!

Holli holds a campaign party to which we invite all men and my simself, because I demand to be at all parties.

Abby’s formalwear is stunning. Perfect for picking up Babydaddy Number One. (Abby and I are doing this ‘spouse’ thing in an interesting way. I want to go through two or three babydaddys before we settle.)

Essentially whichever reasonably attractive male she rolls a wish for at the party will be the father of her first child.

Bingo.

Abby is… scarily good at this for someone who was in a committed relationship for her entire teenhood.

Seduction face.

FACENOMOMNOM.

Holli: Hurrah! Good genetics, daughter!

This family is so weird.

SCORE.

You can tell Abby and I don’t take this relationship seriously because if it was I would’ve taken a step back.

Abby: I’m going to make waffles. You can do whatever, I guess.

Shark: –OBNOXIOUS STRUT-

He’s lucky he’s pretty.

While her daughter was doing dirty things with a pretty dumbass, Holli was working on her charisma skill. SHE IS SO CLOSE I CAN TASTE IT. She had like two lines to go before maxation at the end of the chapter.

Abby: Damnit I lost my tasty waffles.

When she isn’t puking up dinner Abby is gaining job experience from drawing.

And discovering that she’s pregnant.

Lynne: Shit.

Grim: Get in the fucking urn, I have to be at my kid’s soccer game at 4.

Awh. I’m sorry, Lynney. Play your drums in the afterlife!

Abby: Chadrick Holbrook-Goth, your mother said that you need a makeover. Also that you should have kept the Simself and Evans parts of you and Ramona’s names.

Abby: There. Now remember to comb it exactly like that… and that suspenders are a no-no.

Abby: I think I heard something pop.

I think I’ll be triple speeding through this.

After HOURS AND HOURS of labor noises, Kapele Evans is born. Kapele is ‘hat’ in some other language. There’s an accent mark after the last e in said language, but I’m lazy.

He’s also a genius loner who likes lime green.

Abby: A similar color choice to mine! He should be heir.

We’ll see.

 

And this is where I leave you, my awesometastic readers! See you next time, where we find out how Abby handles motherhood! Maybe we’ll find babydaddy number two. Idk, I don’t play ahead.

2.7: And We’re Back, Baby

 

FUCK YES. AND GUESS WHAT COMES AT THE END OF THIS CHAPTER? AN HEIR POLL.

Eleanor: ABBY, WHY YOU LATE TO SCHOOL?

Abby: Because I was peeing, Mom.

Eleanor: Oh. Well. Carry on, then.

Abby: Yeah… I’m gonna go to school now.

Kate likes the new video games from generations.

I do too. FOOTBALL? NO, MY LEGACY SPARES PLAY RHINOBEARLIONTHINGS.

So Riley aged up and gained the.. err…. Natural Cook trait.

Riley: I’m a sexy beast.

He is.

Kate aged up too, because my fiddling with the age settings made her and Riley the same age.

Kate: Caek.

Kate gained the somethingiforget trait, and aged up looking pretty good for a faceclone.

Abby: Calculus blows.

Temperance: Grah, I’m getting a C and I don’t know why.

Kennedy: hmmm… I appear to be hallucinating.

-falls to knees- SOMEONE OUT THERE IN EALAND LOVES ME.

Kennedy: Oh, nope, I’m just dying.

Grimmy: My, have you grown, Temperance Anne-Marie Evans.

Tempy: Oh god… oh god oh god oh god oh god. EEEEEEEE I NEED TO WASH MY HANDS.

Nice to see you Mr. Reaper.

Grim: Ugh. EA had a talk with me over my negligence of my duties with the addition of generations, so I had to cut my vacation in the Bahamas short.

That… I’d feel bad for you, but it really has been far too long since I’ve heard the moaning and the crying of death.

Grim: Well, now that that’s done… wow, Holli, you have a really nice ass.

Holli: MUST FAINT FOUR TIMES.

See?

Kennedy Evans was a great mother, wife, rock star, and founder. She helped with her grandkids, got the legacy off to a kickin’ start, and lived for a long time. She’s now reunited with her husband in the legacy graveyard, and having fun.

We’ll miss you, Kennedy.

I then played until two days before Tempy’s young adult b-day. (5 game days.) However, my computer decided to update and restart without asking me, losing everything after Kennedy’s death.

So I went fuck this shit, I’m aging up Abby and Temp now.

Temp had the inappropriate trait locked in for her and proved her non-faceclone-ness by having Holli’s eye shape. She is now a neurotic, friendly, family oriented, outdoor-hating, inappropriate sim who likes the color yellow. She wants to be an illustrious author, or max writing and painting.

Abby rolled commitment issues, which is nice. She’s definitely not a face clone, with Holli’s mouth and face shape I think. She’s a good, outdoor-hating, hothead snob who has issues with commitment. She wants to be a fashion phenomenon.

You can vote in the heir poll on boolprop, which makes my life easier, and whose link will be posted in the legacy thread, or post your vote in a comment here. voting will be open until the 22nd, when I get back from campses!

Radioshack is Shitty

Guess what company hasn’t sent out my laptop after 26 days?  26 DAYS, GUYS. THIS IS DRIVING ME NUTS.

My dad is at radioshack now, either kicking ass or taking my laptop to the fantastically reliable computer cafe or both.

Gah.

My laptop won’t charge, I have the game on it, and it’s being sent to the factory for fixing. Basically, no updates until I have it back. There’s nothing I can do about it, since it was out of charge and unable to turn on before I noticed.

While I’m waiting I will be writing an isbi on the computer I’m on now. Anyone whose interested can find the link here when it’s up.